Dustin Justin needs to be on this list. He bangs the Great One’s daughter and used to sneak lines at the turn (allegedly). He used to have an entourage of models wait for him at the 18th green on Sundays. I know this because my phone was confiscated after I blatantly side ways iPhone filmed the entire escapade.
I’m torn on Spieth. He’s a great golfer but I like my golfers to have a little edge ala DJ blowing lines on the turn and vintage Tiger banging sluts on the practice greens
I wouldn’t be surprised if Jordan told his publicist he wanted “barbecue” and the rest was added to make him look cultured. Honestly, would be a good safe PR move.
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Dustin Justin needs to be on this list. He bangs the Great One’s daughter and used to sneak lines at the turn (allegedly). He used to have an entourage of models wait for him at the 18th green on Sundays. I know this because my phone was confiscated after I blatantly side ways iPhone filmed the entire escapade.
I’m torn on Spieth. He’s a great golfer but I like my golfers to have a little edge ala DJ blowing lines on the turn and vintage Tiger banging sluts on the practice greens
Vintage Tiger, Dustin, Fowler, and John Daly…although there may not be enough strippers and blow in the world for that 18 hole round
At least he can now sneak a couple beverages at the turn with no shame
Initially I’d agree but is Jimmy Nantz much better? He’s a weirdo and it always sounds like he is about to read you a bedtime story
Kind of makes you want to quit the office job and devote your entire life to golf just to see if you could ever break 80
Kind of an awkward hug there. Rickie wasn’t into it as much as Justin
At this point, I’m fortunate if I remember not to wear jeans (the same jeans I drunkenly fell asleep the night before) to the the ole’ public course.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Jordan told his publicist he wanted “barbecue” and the rest was added to make him look cultured. Honestly, would be a good safe PR move.