“There’s a choo choo and it tickled my florist…”

Parker Mantell has a stutter. He gives an incredible speech about why none of that matters. Despite his disorder, he’s worked for the US House Majority Leader, Department of Homeland Security and Marco Rubio. “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”

This town, is a make you town.

Matthew McConaughey is a dick turd.

Oh, internet.