She is everything a man could ask for in a woman. Total package. Just the best. I’ll stop talking now.

The buildup to the Summer of Gronk 2015 is killing me.

They were not in the mood to be effed with today. This was happening in Dallas. Around the :41 mark, the carjacker plows into the van at an intersection. Without missing a beat, the mom and dad spring into action, drag the dude out of the car and rough him up a bit before the cops hit the scene. Lady Justice is always watching. Don’t mess with Texas.

“Coming home yay!!!”

Wow, you guys.