First off, the only way you can “hack” your life is literally by killing yourself. Secondly, I’m so happy that these were never real in the first place. Back to the drawing board, idiots.
“Timbo, it’s business casual!”
It’s important to fill your life with positivity, guys.
[via @PatStansik]
This is two years old, but why wouldn’t you watch a guy running into stuff on purpose?
I just figured out that every one of my birthdays until I turn 30 is on a weekday. PGP.