Todd definitely has a secret that Will isn’t telling us. He got nervous around Trip, then whispered to Spencer to make sure “the girlS” were gone. He didn’t go all the way, but he did something that he’s keeping away from Girl and her friends
Wait, doesn’t it make you more apathetic? I’m an anxious af person who recently came into some Valium and now I’m wondering if I shouldn’t be taking one before work
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Todd definitely has a secret that Will isn’t telling us. He got nervous around Trip, then whispered to Spencer to make sure “the girlS” were gone. He didn’t go all the way, but he did something that he’s keeping away from Girl and her friends
Trip’s “Trouble at home?” comment was real snippy
Can confirm, just hit the 3-year anny. It’s like a switch flips in their minds
How would a chick feel about lab-made diamonds? They’re real, 20% cheaper, and none of the profits go to those fucks at DeBeers
In my head it’s the “Helloooo” from Seinfeld
yeah he’s lucky they’re in New York, not every state has this provision
the local talk radio took my call on Tuesday about the Supreme Court. Definitely my best moment in 2016
(yes, I’ve ‘used’ my work laptop at home before. Judge me)
P..o..
“What is ‘PostGradProblems?”
“Oh thank God…”
I read this site and had no idea this was happening
FWD: FYI
I like how you pluralized “clocks” because her biological one is ticking too
what do you do if you quit finance?
You might be a bit of a mess
I almost want to start something like this since it doesn’t exist in my area
Can someone let Sperry out? He’s been cooped up inside all night
Wait, doesn’t it make you more apathetic? I’m an anxious af person who recently came into some Valium and now I’m wondering if I shouldn’t be taking one before work
Bota boxes are a step up from Black boxes
Oreos are cookies, not candy