We’re Team USA and we’re going all the way.
I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.
This is my cube. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cube is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My cube, without me, is useless. Without my cube, I am useless. PGP.
Staying two extra minutes late, but just so you don’t have to walk out with anybody. PGP.
90% of the emails I send start with “Sorry for the delay.” PGP.
Dude’s still got some speed.
Having no personal items on your desk so you can get up and leave immediately if fired. PGP.
Get ’em.
Get your shit together.
“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.