Every day at work, I park under an old tree in the hopes that it will fall and I can then collect the insurance money on my totaled car. PGP.

Expectations beyond your capabilities. PGP.

The last three birthday parties I’ve been invited to have been for 1-year-olds. PGP.

Receiving unsolicited marriage advice from divorced co-workers.

Worrying that your heart burn is the onset of cardiac arrest. PGP.