Booze and Schmooze is a 2012 graduate from a state-run party school in Minnesota, with honors in keg stands, and passive-aggressive MN nice behavior. You can see him rollerblading in the Mall of America with a duck call in honor of the District 5 hockey team, who became the Mighty Ducks.
"Let him make the first move, Conway" - Gordon Bombay
#2 is brilliant! From the hours of 8:30 – 5 on Valentine’s Day I am going to get my popcorn ready and watch the social media competition. Once I can clock out of work, well, then I don’t care.
Are you new to the concept of blogs? Commenters create usernames based on the interests from the website (i.e. Deadspin, your local paper, Reddit) It would have been more helpful with additional background information on your project, other than the 3 sentences before the pictures. You’re seeing our initial reaction without any background on you and your friends.
I have to write job descriptions for my company, and I die a little inside when I have to put that bullshit on there for Job Requirements. Basically the first 3-4 bullet points are the real requirements, and the rest is just a wish list or just filler material. It all usually comes from upper management. Oh, we want a sales guy who has sold this stuff before. But we want the person to also fix computers, dress up as Batman to save the city, and end world hunger.
Just for you bud, my next post will be “Top 20 reasons X city is the best” or “8 perks of being in a long distance relationship” maybe you’ll like that better.
“The internet, especially Twitter, has other ideas: anorexia.” That’s where the controversy started, along with Jillian and Bob’s initial reaction after she walked on stage. Those are not normal reactions you see from them. As far as the well being of her, I said I hope she didn’t leave the ranch and starve herself, but we don’t know what happened when she was home. When she showed up looking like a stick figure, you put two and two together. Hence why I said they need additional rules to prevent someone from endangering themselves to win the $250,000 grand prize.
#1: square pizza day was THE BEST. #2: From 3rd to 5th grade, my clothing consisted of wind pants every day in the winter, because wearing jeans under snow pants did not work, and my Randy Moss Vikings jersey.
Can you please clear the confusion in your article as to whether shaving is optional in long distance relationships? The point wasn’t really emphasized in the last two articles.
Irish coffee is my best friend on mornings like these when I have to go to work. Maintaining a little buzz to prolong the hangover is the only way to survive.
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“I hope they find your clit, dear.”
xoxo,
-Grandma Sayers
I love the Roseanne theme song
I don’t see nothing wrong… with a little bump n’ grind
#2 is brilliant! From the hours of 8:30 – 5 on Valentine’s Day I am going to get my popcorn ready and watch the social media competition. Once I can clock out of work, well, then I don’t care.
Thank you for setting the trend, Brazil!
Sincerely,
every man in America
Are you new to the concept of blogs? Commenters create usernames based on the interests from the website (i.e. Deadspin, your local paper, Reddit) It would have been more helpful with additional background information on your project, other than the 3 sentences before the pictures. You’re seeing our initial reaction without any background on you and your friends.
Hipsters making fun of other hipsters. Classic.
Good for you on taking the high road. When it’s that blatant what she was doing, I would transform from gentleman to arrogant asshole.
I have to write job descriptions for my company, and I die a little inside when I have to put that bullshit on there for Job Requirements. Basically the first 3-4 bullet points are the real requirements, and the rest is just a wish list or just filler material. It all usually comes from upper management. Oh, we want a sales guy who has sold this stuff before. But we want the person to also fix computers, dress up as Batman to save the city, and end world hunger.
I was really rooting for you to wake up next to Lester.
Just for you bud, my next post will be “Top 20 reasons X city is the best” or “8 perks of being in a long distance relationship” maybe you’ll like that better.
“The internet, especially Twitter, has other ideas: anorexia.” That’s where the controversy started, along with Jillian and Bob’s initial reaction after she walked on stage. Those are not normal reactions you see from them. As far as the well being of her, I said I hope she didn’t leave the ranch and starve herself, but we don’t know what happened when she was home. When she showed up looking like a stick figure, you put two and two together. Hence why I said they need additional rules to prevent someone from endangering themselves to win the $250,000 grand prize.
You don’t give a fuck about mental illness and eating disorders. Cool bro.
Also, at least in my elementary school days, Starter jackets were the craze. I rocked the Detroit Red Wings jacket, what was your team?
#1: square pizza day was THE BEST. #2: From 3rd to 5th grade, my clothing consisted of wind pants every day in the winter, because wearing jeans under snow pants did not work, and my Randy Moss Vikings jersey.
Can you please clear the confusion in your article as to whether shaving is optional in long distance relationships? The point wasn’t really emphasized in the last two articles.
Irish coffee is my best friend on mornings like these when I have to go to work. Maintaining a little buzz to prolong the hangover is the only way to survive.
Sure was. This wasn’t a rebuttal article either; literally the same topic and talking points.
Not a bad gig for RHCP. Go out on stage, play one song, make millions of dollars, and stay relevant for a few more weeks.
The Doritos time machine commercial was pretty funny too.