I once got paired with two retired southern bankers for a round. Best line I’ve ever heard: “I’d love to die and come back a lesbian. You still get to fuck women, but you also get to play from the ladies tees.” Said with cigar in mouth and bourbon and coke in hand at 9:30am.
I’ve been thinking about this for a while but I don’t know if it’s worth it. How bad does your sight have to be to qualify? I was prescribed reading glasses 5-6 years ago (never wear them), but mainly I just want far away stuff to stop being fuzzy. Thoughts?
Hey guys, I’m secretly Brian. Surprise! Now where can I meet you to get this ticket? Also I’ve grown a beard in the last couple weeks (no shaving allowed on the lake), but no need to worry about that.
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Thankfully I did. He even offered to get me on at the best private course in the area. Gotta love old guys.
Replace the presidential March madness bracket with an official prediction for who will get kicked off the Bachelor each week.
Sheer absurdity – a high level of ridiculousness
Shear Absurdity – a wacky reality TV series about hair stylists for sheep
I once got paired with two retired southern bankers for a round. Best line I’ve ever heard: “I’d love to die and come back a lesbian. You still get to fuck women, but you also get to play from the ladies tees.” Said with cigar in mouth and bourbon and coke in hand at 9:30am.
At the risk of seeming like a weirdo, if you do decide you’re serious, let me know. I’ve never been and I’m only a 2 hour drive away.
Well, this is awkward.
I’ve been thinking about this for a while but I don’t know if it’s worth it. How bad does your sight have to be to qualify? I was prescribed reading glasses 5-6 years ago (never wear them), but mainly I just want far away stuff to stop being fuzzy. Thoughts?
Is… Is that english?
Yeah, my fiancé lived in a brand new, very nice building two blocks from the baseball stadium with two roommates and paid $1100 a month. Not too bad.
However if you are serious and promise not to turn my face into a Halloween mask, then I, sir, will see you there.
I can’t tell if you’re serious or not, but you know I’m not Brian right? I mean I can bust out a Hawaiian shirt for a day, but that’s about it.
He’s the business partner.
Hey guys, I’m secretly Brian. Surprise! Now where can I meet you to get this ticket? Also I’ve grown a beard in the last couple weeks (no shaving allowed on the lake), but no need to worry about that.
Potn doesn’t make itself.
He needs a chill the most outfit.
Aww…
Good to hear. But you can bet if and when I do it it’ll be with air conditioning.
I’m still probably going to try it. Heard it helps with the golf swing.
I just want to stop having to remember the Bri guy is gone every time I go to the comments. Shit hurts.
One (1) 22 foot Sun Tracker party barge.