BobSlydell 8 years ago on 'Sociopath' Is The New 'Literally' Aren’t some everyday behaviors sociopathic though? Like people who never drink coffee are probably empirically 3-5x more likely to commit murder than people who do drink it -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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BobSlydell 9 years ago on How To Create The Dopest Sunday Instagrams Ever Great advice but I gotta ask, do Sundays make you swear like a sailor? -20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Aren’t some everyday behaviors sociopathic though? Like people who never drink coffee are probably empirically 3-5x more likely to commit murder than people who do drink it
Things Lurch does after graduation: loses all sense of self-respect
Dollars to donuts she’s that person who refuses to check a 40 lb bag and tries to stuff it into the overhead for 5 minutes
He needs to save at least one appliance for when he showers at the new place
I picture a frolf cart girl rolling up on a fixed gear bike and asking me my thoughts on Bernie Sanders before I can get my beer
Reason #89 meeting for drinks for a first date is a better alternative than dinner
Call me crazy but the first ~16% of life is pretty sexless. Then again my uncles were pretty standoffish
With respect to the Lincoln Park question: Halligan
I never used to get called awkward til girls started considering micropenises dorky
Never burn Bridgettes
Still rather hear my father say Slick beaver than Miller 64.
Call me glass half full but at least the death row pardon guy’s last meal isn’t peanuts and a stale cookie like Mr. Play it safe.
This column added value to my day
Great advice but I gotta ask, do Sundays make you swear like a sailor?