One dude, doing a whole lot of Bizzy Dev running the Fed-Civ world, and being executive or something.
24 year old in a 47 year old person's world.
Irrational obsession with bowling.
I think the best part of this mailbag is definitely the kid asking to get laid, but also being the same jizzlips that harassed someone on social media incessantly.
The more I glance at this article and the comments, the less sympathy I have for you.
Just stop bullshitting and ask her if she wants to be plowed.
You are literally creating your own crazy “does she or doesn’t she” scenario by hiding behind lame texts.
Lame texts are how you get friendzoned.
I’m still in agreement with the best closer in the East Coast about hitting her with the
“you up, you tryna get done” drunk text at 1:45am on a Friday night.
I’m having the same issue.
I lost 15 quickly from mid-January to late March, but I’ve been sort of stagnant in the past two months, going down a few, and rising a minuscule amount based on the day.
I’ve adjusted my intake, increased my regimen, but I keep teetering back and forth at only 18 total lbs lost, and it’s been 5 months now.
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I read that and decided he was already going through hell in the friendzone, and that was affecting his grammar.
you tell ’em, William.
I think the best part of this mailbag is definitely the kid asking to get laid, but also being the same jizzlips that harassed someone on social media incessantly.
Smokeshow or bust.
I honestly don’t even know what you’re saying here.
The more I glance at this article and the comments, the less sympathy I have for you.
Just stop bullshitting and ask her if she wants to be plowed.
You are literally creating your own crazy “does she or doesn’t she” scenario by hiding behind lame texts.
Lame texts are how you get friendzoned.
Matty Ice also closed 38 times on the field.
Good piece.
This is true but he needs to slide in for “talking” and radar purposes.
Read receipt girls are the most honest girls.
I’m still in agreement with the best closer in the East Coast about hitting her with the
“you up, you tryna get done” drunk text at 1:45am on a Friday night.
You don’t win MVP awards by passing.
this is giving me anxiety.
sup
I watched a little too much of the final season of Scrubs and resonated with Dave Franco’s character too much.
Deep Eddy’s forever.
I strive to be the douchiest version of anyone with my Parliaments, some snow, and a bottle of this luxurious Absolut Elyx.
I’m having the same issue.
I lost 15 quickly from mid-January to late March, but I’ve been sort of stagnant in the past two months, going down a few, and rising a minuscule amount based on the day.
I’ve adjusted my intake, increased my regimen, but I keep teetering back and forth at only 18 total lbs lost, and it’s been 5 months now.
I strive to be this level of petty.
Fucking Seattle, am i right?
Amen.
This isn’t my first rodeo so your boy keeps gum, mouthwash, and Exceddy in his office for days like these.