Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
I was working as a front desk clerk at the on-campus hotel while in college. In that hotel, if you pick up the phone but do not dial anything, it directs you to the front desk. So, when the phone rings, I pick up, go through my spiel, and wait to see what I can help them with.
Instead of hearing a guest ask for something, I just hear heavy breathing and a bit of creaking. Thinking that they hadn’t heard me, I repeat my spiel. Still nothing but heavy breathing and creaking. I am about to hang up when I hear “Oh, yeah baby, just like that,” murmured in a bedroom voice followed by an “Mmmm.”
I immediately realize that the guy on the other end was getting a hummer and had knocked the phone off the hook. This is closest I’ve ever come to a threesome.
I hate that my first thought about these standing seats was “well, that looks like it forces you to have better posture, which could help my back pain.”
I’m pretty sure that getting more calories per dollar is the last thing that Americans need to do better.
Of course Christians love Jews. Jews rejected Jesus and basically laid the foundation for their religion.
5:45 is on point.
Pad thai is my go to recipe. Nail the sauce and you’re golden.
I was working as a front desk clerk at the on-campus hotel while in college. In that hotel, if you pick up the phone but do not dial anything, it directs you to the front desk. So, when the phone rings, I pick up, go through my spiel, and wait to see what I can help them with.
Instead of hearing a guest ask for something, I just hear heavy breathing and a bit of creaking. Thinking that they hadn’t heard me, I repeat my spiel. Still nothing but heavy breathing and creaking. I am about to hang up when I hear “Oh, yeah baby, just like that,” murmured in a bedroom voice followed by an “Mmmm.”
I immediately realize that the guy on the other end was getting a hummer and had knocked the phone off the hook. This is closest I’ve ever come to a threesome.
People go to rehab for pizza addiction all the time. It’s just called “The Biggest Loser” instead of “Rehab With Dr. Drew.”
I hate that my first thought about these standing seats was “well, that looks like it forces you to have better posture, which could help my back pain.”
I look forward to the follow up article: A Degenerates Successful Attempt at a Gin and Juice “Cleanse”
Dressing to the nines for a meeting that the other person won’t remember. PGP.
Glad I’m not the only one, haha.
So, what’s the Chipotle communion?
Hit him with a front-kick/back-knuckle and he’ll really be hurting tomorrow.
He was Champs, first, McGannon, second.
Well, the first picture did nothing to prove your thought wrong…
Pretty sure you know more than just dozens of guys who would be all about the sex-bots.
Hey Arnold! is terrifying…
Google her in Alpha Dog.
Yes.