Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
The “Who’ve Still Got the Goods” part of this is important. I can’t remember anyone who was hotter than Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Lindsey Lohan. We all know how they turned out, though.
About seven months after graduation, after passing the bar, I was still looking for work (around with at least half of my classmates). I applied to every job that was available, regardless of the location, type of law, or pay. I ended up getting three job offers at the same time, all to be a law clerk for a judge. I ended up accepting the one that was closest to home and paid the best ($40,000 FTW!) and stayed there for a year. After that, I got my current job with my firm. Pay is better, but not by much, but the hours are longer, it’s much more stressful, and I still can’t really make ends meet. Welcome to the “It’s a job” generation.
Calling a week of constant intoxication “no big deal.” TFM.
Of course, my student loan debt is higher than ll of those salaries, too.
The “Who’ve Still Got the Goods” part of this is important. I can’t remember anyone who was hotter than Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Lindsey Lohan. We all know how they turned out, though.
Asia is a weird place.
Every single one of those salaries is higher than my salary as a young lawyer.
Must have missed it in the few minutes between our posts.
That would be why he said that he wants Natalie Dormer to show the goods “again.”
Well, two.
This sounds like Karl Welzein’s wet dream.
I’d probably read a romance novel written by you, JTrain.
What, do you work for the liquor lobby or something?
I’m already for Gil’s adventures with the underage cheerleader. Bet she’ll be really impressed by his favorite TFMs.
I don’t know, 10 Mileys at the same time?
About seven months after graduation, after passing the bar, I was still looking for work (around with at least half of my classmates). I applied to every job that was available, regardless of the location, type of law, or pay. I ended up getting three job offers at the same time, all to be a law clerk for a judge. I ended up accepting the one that was closest to home and paid the best ($40,000 FTW!) and stayed there for a year. After that, I got my current job with my firm. Pay is better, but not by much, but the hours are longer, it’s much more stressful, and I still can’t really make ends meet. Welcome to the “It’s a job” generation.
14. Real panty peeler.