Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
I had a flip phone that broke in half, and I could still make calls and the other person could hear me. I couldn’t hear them, since the speaker was ripped off, but it still worked, and I didn’t lose my contacts.
Shoveling this shit is terrible, too. So damn heavy. Sweating in a business suit while it’s still snowing as you shovel slush is miserable, for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure.
This is worse than that creepy baby doll from Toy Story.
Get this overlayed like NFL did with Clowney/Manziel, haha.
Well, if you’re an associate at a major law firm, it’s not at all surprising that you don’t have time to date.
BAMF.
I had a flip phone that broke in half, and I could still make calls and the other person could hear me. I couldn’t hear them, since the speaker was ripped off, but it still worked, and I didn’t lose my contacts.
Awesome. Would love to hear your write up of Bikram Yoga.
How in the hell do you come up with this crazy shit?
Law school and private practice have truly brought out my aggression in drinking.
I can totally relate to this…from the degenerate friend’s point of view.
“I found this great new quick-and-easy meal blog. You should check it out.”
What’s wrong with being 27 and burnt out? Hypothetically, of course.
Yep.
Can we get a better explanation of exactly how much bulge is classy? Think I might be crossing a line sometimes…
Man, I hope you have unlimited data.
From personal experience: Miley Cyrus – See You Again. Nothing like “My best friend Leslie says ‘Oh she’s just being Miley,'” blaring out mid coitus.
Shoveling this shit is terrible, too. So damn heavy. Sweating in a business suit while it’s still snowing as you shovel slush is miserable, for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure.
When I first found these, I accomplished absolutely nothing at work that entire day.
If only there were more people like Chipper Jones in the world.
No billable hours in law school, too. Damn those billable hours.
Gil is the type of guy who takes out a loan just to buy that “I’m Rich” app that costs $10k and does nothing.