Three-day weekend means my credit card bill is through the roof. PGP.

Hitting the range on your lunch break. PGP.

I can’t even afford a fixer-upper. PGP.

I’m six weeks late…to get my oil changed. PGP.

Having to work on your flight to vacation, but not having the balls to expense the in-flight wifi. PGP.

Immediately picking up your phone when your boss walks by. PGP.

I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays. PGP.

“Want to go in on a wedding gift together?” PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.