I’m having two dinners tonight. First one is the usual shorty Munchery dinner at work. The second is a coronarita or two at a Mexican joint I’m hitting up with my girlfriend.
I feel like at this point you either think that Trump is the second coming of Christ or the first coming of the anti-Christ. Nothing in between exists.
I have yet to see La La Land, but I watched Moonlight a few weeks ago. Overall I really liked it, but didn’t think that it was Oscar-worthy. Something tells me though that the Oscars will once again play politics and give it the Best Picture because of its subject matter (poor, gay African American).
I’m hoping they give Mel Gibson the Best Director Oscar because Hacksaw Ridge really was shot outstandingly but I don’t think that’ll happen because…it’s Mel Gibson.
I hope you realize that by making an account on a random internet site that probably gets a millionth of one percent of the traffic of Google in order to try and prove to complete strangers from across the country that you aren’t crazy and clingy, you’ve done the exact opposite.
Props for doing this trip now, that takes balls. There’s a reason that the max age limit of these things is 26; when I went at 19, the thought of drinking all night, traveling all day and 3 hours a night sounded amazing. Now, at the ripe old age of 26, it gives me worse anxiety than my upcoming work deadlines.
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I definitely did a double take when I first saw this. Welcome back.
Bill Clinton, 1998, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Todd, 2017, “I. did. not. hook. up. with. her.”
Yahoo! for work email? What kind of backward ass IT department do you have?
Shitty Munchery*
I’m having two dinners tonight. First one is the usual shorty Munchery dinner at work. The second is a coronarita or two at a Mexican joint I’m hitting up with my girlfriend.
I feel like at this point you either think that Trump is the second coming of Christ or the first coming of the anti-Christ. Nothing in between exists.
In an alternative universe, there would be a Girl vs. Claire jello-o wrestling match over Todd.
He should’ve done it right after sex. You would’ve been much less likely to be doubtful.
Lol at the racist being racist.
At least we don’t have to deal with #oscarssowhite this year.
Emma Stone.
I have yet to see La La Land, but I watched Moonlight a few weeks ago. Overall I really liked it, but didn’t think that it was Oscar-worthy. Something tells me though that the Oscars will once again play politics and give it the Best Picture because of its subject matter (poor, gay African American).
I’m hoping they give Mel Gibson the Best Director Oscar because Hacksaw Ridge really was shot outstandingly but I don’t think that’ll happen because…it’s Mel Gibson.
I hope you realize that by making an account on a random internet site that probably gets a millionth of one percent of the traffic of Google in order to try and prove to complete strangers from across the country that you aren’t crazy and clingy, you’ve done the exact opposite.
Good call on running away, Charlie.
Sleeping 3 hours a night*
Although the activity can also be a wild card.
Props for doing this trip now, that takes balls. There’s a reason that the max age limit of these things is 26; when I went at 19, the thought of drinking all night, traveling all day and 3 hours a night sounded amazing. Now, at the ripe old age of 26, it gives me worse anxiety than my upcoming work deadlines.
Another Monday, another late busy season day at work…so I got mustard glazed salmon with Brussels sprouts from Munchery.
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Yeah she really is, especially since she puts up with me.
And true about the question, you never know on a Tinder/Bumble date but hey, shooters shoot.
People still use “stunt” use that way? You know that 50 Cent is turning 42 this year, right?