Reason #1939494 why you can’t get a girlfriend: you sleep on an air mattress. That in and of itself isn’t REALLY the reason, but it speaks volumes about the probable state of disarray that your life is currently in right now. Gotta get that shit fixed before any reasonable woman will think of committing to you.
Politics is also tough. I once had a girl end things with me after like 7 dates because I wasn’t fond of Obama while she and her family basically worshipped him.
Except that there’s a good chance that “guy who met you at friend-like circumstances” would love to become “guy who shoved his tongue down your throat.”
I dunno, we’ve definitely had some conversation and disagreement over a bunch of quirks we’ve already found. Compromise and communication goes a long way.
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“Totally! I’ll text you with your schedule later this week.”
Someone got fired.
But look at it this way: now you can use Tinder at work when you’re at your desk and not just during shit breaks.
Well this definitely sounds like a nice and healthy relationship
Reason #1939494 why you can’t get a girlfriend: you sleep on an air mattress. That in and of itself isn’t REALLY the reason, but it speaks volumes about the probable state of disarray that your life is currently in right now. Gotta get that shit fixed before any reasonable woman will think of committing to you.
But congrats on the sex!
Politics is also tough. I once had a girl end things with me after like 7 dates because I wasn’t fond of Obama while she and her family basically worshipped him.
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Sounds empowering.
These guys’ parents failed at raising them.
But how did your second date with Dee go?
Except that there’s a good chance that “guy who met you at friend-like circumstances” would love to become “guy who shoved his tongue down your throat.”
Such a timeless classic. It, along with Eternal Sunshine, are probably two of the greatest movies about relationships.
No they can’t. Have you not watched When Harry Met Sally?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Family Guy on Netflix. The girlfriend loves watching it before we go to sleep and I tend to shamelessly fall asleep halfway through an episode.
That’s like telling someone not to think of an elephant.
Still don’t know what this is about.
I think you made a mistake – this is PGP, not TFM.
I dunno, we’ve definitely had some conversation and disagreement over a bunch of quirks we’ve already found. Compromise and communication goes a long way.
“I’m totes down to pay more of the share if anyone has any issues trying to pay for it”
I hope George or Todd or whoever pays this girl’s credit card bills gets lots of credit card points for travel.