I feel the same way. My girlfriend and I have had the kids talk and currently neither one of us wants to have them. As much as I hate to admit it, I’m way too fucking selfish to be okay with another life depending on me 100%.
However, I figure that may change in a few years as I get more mature and get ready to take the next step with my girlfriend (hopefully wife by then). And if we both still don’t want to have kids, nothing wrong with having two dogs instead.
I call one of my fraternity brothers “dirty girl” for all the shit he pulled freshman year. His now pregnant wife doesn’t appreciate it too much these days but there’s not much she can do about it.
Tonight I’m going to Costco and tomorrow I’m cleaning all day in preparation for my and my girlfriend’s housewarming party tomorrow night. Not sure how we’ll fit 25 people into our apartment but we’ll figure something out. Sunday will be recovery and softball practice.
Neither. It’s more of a problem with the tax code and the insane taxes you pay on wage (W-2 income). Most of the super rich people get paid through capital gains, which are taxed at 15% (although that’s because the corporations have already paid taxes on those profits, but that’s another story) so that’s a big way how they avoid getting raped by the IRS.
The people who have it the worst are those who are well into six digits because they have to pay AMT and that shit sucks.
Yup. Unless you’re rich enough to be able to afford those shells and avoid W2 income, you basically have no choice but to bend over and take it from Uncle Sam.
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Me getting ready for the upcoming shitshow of a comments section:
That’s what happens when you don’t wear condoms.
Believe it or not, not all people are #foodies and some travel to other cities to sightsee and not necessarily to eat.
Especially when you have 6 year old Johnny and 4 year old Susie who’ll only eat burgers and mac and cheese.
Love it. But I’m also the kind of Jew who eats bacon so take that for what it’s worth.
I’m Jewish and don’t even celebrate Easter, but goddamn do I love those mini Cadbury eggs. Definitely beats Matzah.
I feel the same way. My girlfriend and I have had the kids talk and currently neither one of us wants to have them. As much as I hate to admit it, I’m way too fucking selfish to be okay with another life depending on me 100%.
However, I figure that may change in a few years as I get more mature and get ready to take the next step with my girlfriend (hopefully wife by then). And if we both still don’t want to have kids, nothing wrong with having two dogs instead.
Well, at least you admit that you’re not a decent human being. That’s progress.
Yesterday was Opening Day for me and of course the Giants’ fucking bullpen blew an amazing MadBum game. So far 2017 is looking like 2016.
Goddamn it must be nice to have a rich and successful daddy to still clean up your shit 20 years after you stopped wearing diapers.
I call one of my fraternity brothers “dirty girl” for all the shit he pulled freshman year. His now pregnant wife doesn’t appreciate it too much these days but there’s not much she can do about it.
Tonight I’m going to Costco and tomorrow I’m cleaning all day in preparation for my and my girlfriend’s housewarming party tomorrow night. Not sure how we’ll fit 25 people into our apartment but we’ll figure something out. Sunday will be recovery and softball practice.
Nah, not worth it – $20 and it’s gone after four bites. For that same $20 I can get garlic fries, chicken tenders and 3/4 of a beer.
Well into six digits on W-2 income*
Neither. It’s more of a problem with the tax code and the insane taxes you pay on wage (W-2 income). Most of the super rich people get paid through capital gains, which are taxed at 15% (although that’s because the corporations have already paid taxes on those profits, but that’s another story) so that’s a big way how they avoid getting raped by the IRS.
The people who have it the worst are those who are well into six digits because they have to pay AMT and that shit sucks.
Hell yeah. AT&T park added a bunch of new places for this season but all I want is garlic fries and chicken tenders.
Yup. Unless you’re rich enough to be able to afford those shells and avoid W2 income, you basically have no choice but to bend over and take it from Uncle Sam.
Solid plan but good luck avoiding taxes if you make under six digits.
Increase your W-4 withholdings. You get a smaller paycheck but then don’t owe anything come April 15th. Boom, problem solved.
That just sounds dirty.
“I’m gonna call it a night, go home, give myself a one hand sally and pass out”
Sarge, not exactly true. Lulu is definitely the place that would hire passive aggressive managers who say one thing they but mean another.