At your earliest convenience, please go to your room and do dirty things to yourself. Once that is done, please circle back with me so that we can discuss the next steps.
I feel like Grandex is just milking Duda for all he’s worth. They know that people will click on his articles, regardless of how shitty they are, and since clicks = ads = $$, they’ll keep having him write these outrageous pieces because we keep clicking on them and commenting on them. Myself included.
So the only way that they’ll stop is if we boycott these things. #BoycottDuda.
I just love reading Duda’s articles when I’m having a day because they make me feel better myself. They’re a great reminder that there’s people like THAT out there and in the grand scheme of things, my shit ain’t so bad.
It’s the first night of Passover so dinner with the fam, which will feature, amongst others, breaded pork chops because Russian Jews don’t actually know any Jewish rules. Looking forward to the 4 cups of wine requirement though.
I think it all depends on whether you’ve had “the talk.” If your break up is post “talk,” then yes, you’re a dick/bitch for breaking up via text. However, if it’s before, than whatever. You hadn’t yet discussed what you two were, if anything, and thus don’t really owe each other anything.
I’m probably in a minority, but I really wish video rental stores were still around so that I could rent 4K Blu-ray movies instead of buying them. Streaming doesn’t even come close to the video quality of discs, nor does it offer the latest audio.
Once you’ve seen Planet Earth II in all its HDR glory, you can never go back.
It’s definitely soccer and Duda is definitely the type of guy to show up at a sporting event just to get drunk and not give a shit about the game itself.
You may be a scummy human, but I do admire your persistence. If you put half the effort toward getting your shit together as you do toward getting laid, you’d be in a much better state.
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Dear 20-year old college girl,
At your earliest convenience, please go to your room and do dirty things to yourself. Once that is done, please circle back with me so that we can discuss the next steps.
Best,
John Duda
Sounds like you want a live-in butler that’ll also double as a male prostitute, not a relationship.
Cool to know that Lizzie is into sexting.
¯_(ツ)_/¯ you’re welcome for the free business advice.
6. Realize you’re 50 with 2 cats and maybe it was you all along, but by then it’s too late.
I feel like Grandex is just milking Duda for all he’s worth. They know that people will click on his articles, regardless of how shitty they are, and since clicks = ads = $$, they’ll keep having him write these outrageous pieces because we keep clicking on them and commenting on them. Myself included.
So the only way that they’ll stop is if we boycott these things. #BoycottDuda.
Wow I really botched the grammar up here.
I just love reading Duda’s articles when I’m having a day because they make me feel better myself. They’re a great reminder that there’s people like THAT out there and in the grand scheme of things, my shit ain’t so bad.
lol wut? You crazy.
It’s the first night of Passover so dinner with the fam, which will feature, amongst others, breaded pork chops because Russian Jews don’t actually know any Jewish rules. Looking forward to the 4 cups of wine requirement though.
I think it all depends on whether you’ve had “the talk.” If your break up is post “talk,” then yes, you’re a dick/bitch for breaking up via text. However, if it’s before, than whatever. You hadn’t yet discussed what you two were, if anything, and thus don’t really owe each other anything.
I’m probably in a minority, but I really wish video rental stores were still around so that I could rent 4K Blu-ray movies instead of buying them. Streaming doesn’t even come close to the video quality of discs, nor does it offer the latest audio.
Once you’ve seen Planet Earth II in all its HDR glory, you can never go back.
I would not want to be an employee of United’s PR team this morning.
It’s definitely soccer and Duda is definitely the type of guy to show up at a sporting event just to get drunk and not give a shit about the game itself.
Todd? THE Todd?!
Nah there’s a ton of time for reform if he ever decides he wants it. He’s only 25 and it’s not like he’s a meth addict.
You may be a scummy human, but I do admire your persistence. If you put half the effort toward getting your shit together as you do toward getting laid, you’d be in a much better state.
Oh sorry I was #triggered.
Then maybe someone should make a PGP Guide to Posting Inoffensive Things because I clearly didn’t realize how many snowflakes are on here.
Congrats to Todd for finding his balls. Now here’s hoping that Claire fondles them soon.