For the IRA guy: break up with your girlfriend. Traditional IRA vs. Roth isn’t THAT big of an issue to begin with, but who the fuck is your girlfriend of 8 months to dictate financial decisions to you? It’s not like you are married or (I assume) even living together. That’s a crimson red flag, my friend.
Also, I couldn’t agree more with you. I love living with my girlfriend, but I do miss my single days where I could spend the day alone in my apartment doing nothing but watching TV and choking the chicken.
Do people go on dates if they just want to get laid? Nah, not really. Do people go on dates if they actually like the person and can see getting into a relationship with him/her? Fuck yeah.
Sounds great, bro. Nothing makes me appreciate America more than hearing about how my dad had to stand in line in subzero temps at 4 am to get food for baby Bill Nye or how my mom had to borrow money from my grandma in order to pay for my pre-K because the government didn’t have the ability to pay her (a doctor) a salary for months at a time.
I’m probably the most patriotic person in San Francisco.
Actually on second thought, and because I’m bored at work, wanted to (semi seriously) address the Nordic country thing:
All the polls may say one thing. But when my family decided to immigrate to America from the former Soviet Union 25 years ago, we didn’t go to fucking Finland or Norway. We came to America because we know how shitty socialism is, even under the guise of all that Nordic country bs.
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For the IRA guy: break up with your girlfriend. Traditional IRA vs. Roth isn’t THAT big of an issue to begin with, but who the fuck is your girlfriend of 8 months to dictate financial decisions to you? It’s not like you are married or (I assume) even living together. That’s a crimson red flag, my friend.
Yeah man, astrology is bullshit.
Also, I couldn’t agree more with you. I love living with my girlfriend, but I do miss my single days where I could spend the day alone in my apartment doing nothing but watching TV and choking the chicken.
That one thing just caught my eye. I actually agree with most of what you wrote.
$70 tie? Someone’s rolling in dough.
Out of the job market for a year? Reading that gave me more anxiety than the prospect of Todd’s upcoming proposal.
Major congrats on the new job!
The suburbs are pretty nice and property is decently priced for California. However, there’s nothing to do there and the actual city is a shithole.
You’re in luck if you like nature though, as Tahoe is nearby, along with the American river.
Fidget spinners? What the fuck? I was expecting climate change or Donald Trump…but fidget spinners?
Aren’t you married?
Do people go on dates if they just want to get laid? Nah, not really. Do people go on dates if they actually like the person and can see getting into a relationship with him/her? Fuck yeah.
And it would still be a better fight than Mayweather vs. McGregor.
C. None of the above. The true winner would be whatever company decides to air this fight live on PPV.
You’re doing it wrong. Chaser is supposed to taste better than whatever alcohol you’re drinking, not worse.
1. Golden Gate National Cemetery isn’t in San Francisco, but 10 miles south.
2. Take a fucking joke.
You got hooked up pretty well if you worked for the KGB, but all the other peons suffered
Sounds great, bro. Nothing makes me appreciate America more than hearing about how my dad had to stand in line in subzero temps at 4 am to get food for baby Bill Nye or how my mom had to borrow money from my grandma in order to pay for my pre-K because the government didn’t have the ability to pay her (a doctor) a salary for months at a time.
I’m probably the most patriotic person in San Francisco.
Actually on second thought, and because I’m bored at work, wanted to (semi seriously) address the Nordic country thing:
All the polls may say one thing. But when my family decided to immigrate to America from the former Soviet Union 25 years ago, we didn’t go to fucking Finland or Norway. We came to America because we know how shitty socialism is, even under the guise of all that Nordic country bs.
I’m just going to keep posting these images as response because all the commies hating on America don’t deserve a real response.
There’s a reason that the US has the highest standard of living of any nation in history. God bless this fucking country, from sea to shining sea.