As a consumer: fuck Apple. Couldn’t be happier with my switch to the Pixel 2. I do miss iMessage, but a surprising amount of my friends use WhatsApp so that was a good replacement. Modern day Android is so much better than the shithole called iOS 11.
As an Apple shareholder: please keep buying iPhones! I’m up 92% since I bought in after the last stock split and I want it to keep going.
I’d probably choose Aphrodite if I had to choose a Greek God to party with. I’m sure that the Goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, and procreation is pretty damn good in bed.
1. Genghis Khan – 0.5% of the men alive today are descendants of his and he presided over the largest empire the world has ever known. I’d love to pick his brain at how he accomplished such a feat.
2. Einstein – I’m a total theoretical physics nerd, enough said.
3. Moses – I just want to find out how high he actually was when the burning bush thing happened
4. Robert Oppenheimer – would love to get a take on the state of the world today from the father of the nuclear bomb.
5. Hitler – just to take a bottle, break it in half and kill the fucker again.
I stopped being able to watch high school dramas once I realized that i’m 5+ years older than the actors who themselves were 5+ years older than the high school kids they were portraying.
Nah man, Apple’s “courage” in removing the AUX port from the iPhone, and other phone manufacturers subsequently doing this as well, is what rendered it irrelevant.
Honestly, I really disagree with this sentiment. I know that both you and Dillon basically said it and it’s really common advice in dating columns nowadays, but it doesn’t always work. Admittedly, we don’t know much about the girl, but she has been doing her and she hasn’t had success. Maybe she should change something? I’m not saying that she should make a total 180 in her personality and outlook on life, but since whatever she’s been doing doesn’t seem to work, why not try something new? You know that famous quote about how insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, so why should dating be excluded from this?
Ahh the good ol’ fight due to a miscommunication. Those are always fun. Props for being mature and not responding instead of escalating and letting something small snowball into something massive. You’ll do good when you get into that real serious relationship.
That’s kind of messed up. I’m as jealous of Tom Brady as any other American male that is a not a multi-millionaire, that has never won a Super Bowl and that does not have an absolutely banging super model wife, but I wouldn’t wish injury on him.
That too, water definitely helps a lot. I had a full glass in between every shot I took. Basically, spread your drinking out, drink lots of water and eat lots of food and you’ll be able to drink like a sailor and avoid a hangover the next day.
On Saturday, I split a full bottle of vodka with my cousin’s boyfriend over the course of a 5 hour banquet dinner – about 2 drinks per hour. Was surprisingly not hung over yesterday. I guess all those stories about alcohol not being too awful if you spread it out over long periods of time and eat while drinking are true after all.
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You know it. If I invested based on my own behavior and not that of the average consumer, I wouldn’t make a dime.
As a consumer: fuck Apple. Couldn’t be happier with my switch to the Pixel 2. I do miss iMessage, but a surprising amount of my friends use WhatsApp so that was a good replacement. Modern day Android is so much better than the shithole called iOS 11.
As an Apple shareholder: please keep buying iPhones! I’m up 92% since I bought in after the last stock split and I want it to keep going.
I’ll show her another kind of Trojan war.
I’d probably choose Aphrodite if I had to choose a Greek God to party with. I’m sure that the Goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, and procreation is pretty damn good in bed.
1. Genghis Khan – 0.5% of the men alive today are descendants of his and he presided over the largest empire the world has ever known. I’d love to pick his brain at how he accomplished such a feat.
2. Einstein – I’m a total theoretical physics nerd, enough said.
3. Moses – I just want to find out how high he actually was when the burning bush thing happened
4. Robert Oppenheimer – would love to get a take on the state of the world today from the father of the nuclear bomb.
5. Hitler – just to take a bottle, break it in half and kill the fucker again.
I stopped being able to watch high school dramas once I realized that i’m 5+ years older than the actors who themselves were 5+ years older than the high school kids they were portraying.
Having quieter pregames now than in college. PGP.
Nah man, Apple’s “courage” in removing the AUX port from the iPhone, and other phone manufacturers subsequently doing this as well, is what rendered it irrelevant.
This is as amazing as always.
Side note – did ALL those things happen in the last month? God, American politics is such a shitshow.
Girl wondering if a picture is basic is like an insane asylum inmate wondering if he’s crazy.
Was at a wedding in Iowa back in 2016. It ended around 9 PM because most people had to go home to feed their cattle. Yup that’s Iowa.
Honestly, I really disagree with this sentiment. I know that both you and Dillon basically said it and it’s really common advice in dating columns nowadays, but it doesn’t always work. Admittedly, we don’t know much about the girl, but she has been doing her and she hasn’t had success. Maybe she should change something? I’m not saying that she should make a total 180 in her personality and outlook on life, but since whatever she’s been doing doesn’t seem to work, why not try something new? You know that famous quote about how insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, so why should dating be excluded from this?
Friend zone girl: have you ever considered being the first one to make the move? That’ll 100% ensure that you don’t wind up in a friend zone.
Don’t forget that mid-season waiver deadline on February 14th.
Ahh the good ol’ fight due to a miscommunication. Those are always fun. Props for being mature and not responding instead of escalating and letting something small snowball into something massive. You’ll do good when you get into that real serious relationship.
My favorite is “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.”
Calling that piece “journalism” is an insult to National Enquirer.
That’s kind of messed up. I’m as jealous of Tom Brady as any other American male that is a not a multi-millionaire, that has never won a Super Bowl and that does not have an absolutely banging super model wife, but I wouldn’t wish injury on him.
That too, water definitely helps a lot. I had a full glass in between every shot I took. Basically, spread your drinking out, drink lots of water and eat lots of food and you’ll be able to drink like a sailor and avoid a hangover the next day.
On Saturday, I split a full bottle of vodka with my cousin’s boyfriend over the course of a 5 hour banquet dinner – about 2 drinks per hour. Was surprisingly not hung over yesterday. I guess all those stories about alcohol not being too awful if you spread it out over long periods of time and eat while drinking are true after all.