“I’m talking eggs, organic meats, fish, salads, avocados, quinoa, and protein shakes.”
What kind of salads are you eating? Any dressing? How much avocado are you eating? They can be healthy in small amounts, but fat is fat and you can have too much of a good thing. How much sugar is in those protein shakes? You’re only supposed to be having 35-40 grams of added sugar a day (less than what’s in a can of soda). How is the quinoa cooked? How big are your servings?
Over the last few months, I cut my sugar intake, stopped eating after 7 pm on most days and am consciously trying to cut my portion sizes. I still have the shitty, but wonderful meals every now (mostly Friday nights and weekends, although no late meals ever) and I haven’t been to the gym in the last three months because of busy season. I’ve so far lost 15 pounds and no it’s not muscle – I’ve consistently watched the body fat percentage on my scale decrease. It’s all about the diet.
It was the 2014 equivalent: a computer hooked up to a projector with her dad using a clicker to change slides. I felt like I was back in college. We broke up shortly thereafter for other reasons.
I once had to sit through an hour-long slideshow of pictures my ex’s parents took on their trip to South America. They would literally pause the slideshow at various points and give the backstories to some of the pictures. One the worst hours of my life.
He snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Shoulda just said “Perfect, see you tonight” and left it there, not texting her anymore. Those extra texts are just cringe worthy.
A few months ago, my cousin’s car got rear ended while in her parking spot by a guy backing out. Syria ain’t got shit on a Trader Joe’s parking lot. Stay safe out there.
I don’t like breakfast for dinner mainly because breakfast foods tend to be carb and fat-laden bombs. Don’t get me wrong, I love me a chorizo breakfast burrito or scrambled eggs with corned beef hash and a side of hash browns, but the last thing I want to do is eat this before going to sleep.
Unless I’m drunk. Then drunk me will gladly devour that chorizo super burrito and let sober me worry about the fat and calories.
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Bonus: there’s your exercise for the day.
“I’m talking eggs, organic meats, fish, salads, avocados, quinoa, and protein shakes.”
What kind of salads are you eating? Any dressing? How much avocado are you eating? They can be healthy in small amounts, but fat is fat and you can have too much of a good thing. How much sugar is in those protein shakes? You’re only supposed to be having 35-40 grams of added sugar a day (less than what’s in a can of soda). How is the quinoa cooked? How big are your servings?
Over the last few months, I cut my sugar intake, stopped eating after 7 pm on most days and am consciously trying to cut my portion sizes. I still have the shitty, but wonderful meals every now (mostly Friday nights and weekends, although no late meals ever) and I haven’t been to the gym in the last three months because of busy season. I’ve so far lost 15 pounds and no it’s not muscle – I’ve consistently watched the body fat percentage on my scale decrease. It’s all about the diet.
Poor in America or poor in other countries? Because in America, the poor people are fatter than the not poor people.
Given that over half the country is overweight or worse, it wouldn’t surprise me if it the answer were “more than 1.”
A weekend without El T? Are you feeling okay?
They could be independent events.
Who wants to inform Duda that Google Maps doesn’t run on flip phones?
Instagram happened.
Tempted to play a drinking game like I did back in college when the original series aired.
Also wtf about that $145 dress shirt? That’s at least twice the cost of a Brooks Brothers shirt.
It was the 2014 equivalent: a computer hooked up to a projector with her dad using a clicker to change slides. I felt like I was back in college. We broke up shortly thereafter for other reasons.
I once had to sit through an hour-long slideshow of pictures my ex’s parents took on their trip to South America. They would literally pause the slideshow at various points and give the backstories to some of the pictures. One the worst hours of my life.
Orange County tends to be pretty conservative.
Username checks out.
He snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Shoulda just said “Perfect, see you tonight” and left it there, not texting her anymore. Those extra texts are just cringe worthy.
*Checks currently open tabs*
PGP, Reddit, Yahoo Sports, Twitter (which I use only for news).
Yup, sounds about right.
A few months ago, my cousin’s car got rear ended while in her parking spot by a guy backing out. Syria ain’t got shit on a Trader Joe’s parking lot. Stay safe out there.
I don’t like breakfast for dinner mainly because breakfast foods tend to be carb and fat-laden bombs. Don’t get me wrong, I love me a chorizo breakfast burrito or scrambled eggs with corned beef hash and a side of hash browns, but the last thing I want to do is eat this before going to sleep.
Unless I’m drunk. Then drunk me will gladly devour that chorizo super burrito and let sober me worry about the fat and calories.
Your euphemism game is incredibly strong.
I think that hobo that wandered into your apartment a few months back spiked your NyQuil.