I once interned for a successful public figure. This person always wanted whoever picked up their coffee to ask for it extra hot. I asked for it that way the first time at Starbucks and they looked at me like I had three eyes. Never again.
We have a weekly staff meeting every Monday morning. 9 out of 10 times we spend the first 20 minutes fixing or explaining the same simple technology ‘issues’ that befuddle my boss. It’s godawful.
Three of my teams won yesterday. My alma mater, my NFL team, and my NHL team all won easily. It was weird. I had no idea what to do with myself last night.
I was there for an entire month. The fact I lived through a four weeks in that fantastic city is an accomplishment I hold up there with graduating from college.
Ugh this is so real. I split with my girlfriend of nearly three years in August, and I still miss hanging with her dog n cat. The realities of life really can be frustrating.
Right there with ya. Between 4 PM on December 31st and 2 AM on early Sunday morning my BAC never fell below double digits. This has been a tough morning.
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Class of ’09, baby
In the postgrad world of Johnny Manziels(keep doing you, Johnny), Gronk is what we all aspire to be.
Every time I’m at the office past 6:00 PM somebody sees the light on in my office, stands in the doorway and says ‘what are you still doing here?!’
Praying for you, man.
Keep killing it, Johnny. You’re the man.
I once interned for a successful public figure. This person always wanted whoever picked up their coffee to ask for it extra hot. I asked for it that way the first time at Starbucks and they looked at me like I had three eyes. Never again.
Quit.
We have a weekly staff meeting every Monday morning. 9 out of 10 times we spend the first 20 minutes fixing or explaining the same simple technology ‘issues’ that befuddle my boss. It’s godawful.
The Keurig at my office has to be descaled. We are out of the descale solution. Light me on fire.
I didn’t realize the shower beer had left. What a way to consume alcohol, right?
Three of my teams won yesterday. My alma mater, my NFL team, and my NHL team all won easily. It was weird. I had no idea what to do with myself last night.
I was there for an entire month. The fact I lived through a four weeks in that fantastic city is an accomplishment I hold up there with graduating from college.
This was me 6 months ago. I doubt I have actually used any of that new space I bought.
Anything to get out of this postgrad purgatory…
This is dumb. I like it.
May the booze be with you
You keep doing you, Johnny. We’re all rooting for you.
Especially not on this Monday. The literal worst day of the year.
Ugh this is so real. I split with my girlfriend of nearly three years in August, and I still miss hanging with her dog n cat. The realities of life really can be frustrating.
Right there with ya. Between 4 PM on December 31st and 2 AM on early Sunday morning my BAC never fell below double digits. This has been a tough morning.