Your boss saying, “We’ll see,” meaning the same thing it did when your parents said it twenty years ago. PGP.

The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP.

Motivation getting the start, apathy getting the W. PGP.

The daily “woke up too late to make breakfast” and “too tired after work to cook dinner” fast food runs. PGP.

Handing in your two week notice as an April Fools’ joke and then actually quitting when you realize how good it feels. PGP.

Referencing an assistant that you don’t have to people outside of your office. PGP.