Getting more matches on bumblebizz than I ever got on bumble. PGP.

I was so proud of myself for remembering to pack a lunch last night. I left it in the fridge this morning. PGP.

I die a little inside every time I have to eat oatmeal for breakfast in the office. PGP.

Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.

My old sugar momma just sent me a LinkedIn request… She is married now. PGP.

Going out isn’t worth the hangover anymore. PGP.

Wasn’t going to come to work on the 5th. Just received a meeting invite. PGP.

Brexit. PGP.

I don’t have AC. PGP.