I’ve had a couple of neighbors attempt the “poop and run” on my front yard. There’s nothing more fun than trotting out there with a plastic bag saying, “Oh, looks like you forgot a bag to pick up your dog’s turds. Don’t worry, here’s one you can use.”
“Our relationship resembles a dumpster fire, but if we keep posting pictures that indicate that we are ridiculously happy and in a perfect relationship, it will be so.”
This exact issue is currently straining my relationship with my younger sister. I was hoping it would taper off after her 1-year anniversary, but apparently I was overly optimistic. Enough already.
exactly. if she didn’t know about the game (i guess that happens sometimes) why not delay sitting down for 5 minutes so the guys can see the end of the game they care about? she’s a shitty hostess.
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I think that was a couple of weeks ago, but had a different title.
What a great indicator of how craptastic their relationship is – they can’t even be alone together and have a good time.
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Time to find a new place to work.
Time to find a new place to work.
I’ve had a couple of neighbors attempt the “poop and run” on my front yard. There’s nothing more fun than trotting out there with a plastic bag saying, “Oh, looks like you forgot a bag to pick up your dog’s turds. Don’t worry, here’s one you can use.”
this guy is a total beta whether he knows/likes it or not.
equestrian habit = money pit.
only problem with OG catering a meal is that I doubt you can get unlimited breadsticks.
people I don’t want to hang out with, that’s who.
Girl isn’t even a “$30,000 millionaire”, but she sure acts like it.
“Our relationship resembles a dumpster fire, but if we keep posting pictures that indicate that we are ridiculously happy and in a perfect relationship, it will be so.”
I’m debating sending this article to her with my “cool sibling” group text. They’re all tired of it too.
This exact issue is currently straining my relationship with my younger sister. I was hoping it would taper off after her 1-year anniversary, but apparently I was overly optimistic. Enough already.
shar-cooter-y
exactly. if she didn’t know about the game (i guess that happens sometimes) why not delay sitting down for 5 minutes so the guys can see the end of the game they care about? she’s a shitty hostess.
you must be drinking the wrong mimosa.
Might as well send everyone home.
good stuff.
strong words there. who do you think you’re talking to, a Cav Scout?
Infantry all the way.