yeah… there’s nothing more fun than trying to tune out the sounds of your overweight 45-year-old coworker as he breathes heavy and grunts while demolishing the toilet in the next stall.
Bravest thing I ever did in Iraq was deal with bathroom stuff. IEDs were easier to stomach than when a fly landed on your mouth after crawling across your buddy’s turd.
Military outhouses on deployment… 3-4 holes wide no doors/stalls, you’re crapping into a metal can with 3″ of diesel in the bottom, it is 120 degrees, and you might get mortared while you’re growing a tail.
Still beats crapping into an MRE bag, taping it shut, and putting it in your cargo pocket while in a hide site.
Good luck with getting into the pilot field. Mississippi River pilots down here in south Louisiana make $400k + a year. Nice work if you can get it (and don’t screw up).
Sam Malone (Ted Danson on Cheers) would have had a new (double) scotch on the bar waiting for Eric as soon as Kels walked away after hearing that exchange.
I’m going to laugh when Girl tries sooo hard to be friends with this couple, but they size her up in about 30 minutes, realize what a shallow, unintelligent loser she is, then ghost after dinner. You know, like Todd should have done years ago.
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John Wayne never used a straw.
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Eric doesn’t have the balls to successfully capitalize on this situation.
yeah… there’s nothing more fun than trying to tune out the sounds of your overweight 45-year-old coworker as he breathes heavy and grunts while demolishing the toilet in the next stall.
Bravest thing I ever did in Iraq was deal with bathroom stuff. IEDs were easier to stomach than when a fly landed on your mouth after crawling across your buddy’s turd.
Military outhouses on deployment… 3-4 holes wide no doors/stalls, you’re crapping into a metal can with 3″ of diesel in the bottom, it is 120 degrees, and you might get mortared while you’re growing a tail.
Still beats crapping into an MRE bag, taping it shut, and putting it in your cargo pocket while in a hide site.
Caroline might as well get it over with now… a preemptive revenge-fuck.
naaaa. these girls are way too passive aggressive for open conflict. there will just be a bunch of lowkey mean things said, and backstabbing.
Paying entirely too much for mandatory medical insurance that I’m too poor to use because I can’t afford deductible and co-pay… PGP
Good luck with getting into the pilot field. Mississippi River pilots down here in south Louisiana make $400k + a year. Nice work if you can get it (and don’t screw up).
bi-curious?
It doesn’t take much.
Maybe yes, maybe no… but I’ve never turned down the opportunity to find out for myself.
congrats on 2nd base.
Tell them you have to go to a midday funeral.
Sam Malone (Ted Danson on Cheers) would have had a new (double) scotch on the bar waiting for Eric as soon as Kels walked away after hearing that exchange.
I’m going to laugh when Girl tries sooo hard to be friends with this couple, but they size her up in about 30 minutes, realize what a shallow, unintelligent loser she is, then ghost after dinner. You know, like Todd should have done years ago.
Girl just wants to hang out with some people who don’t know her well enough to be tired of her sh*t.