I know a couple with a house that is about 15-20 years ahead of what they should have at this point in life (just starting out)… bought with a trust fund. The $50k pick-up and Camero in the garage are bought with daddy’s money. I really do pity them because they’ve been effectively robbed of the satisfaction and pride that comes with working hard for something and earning it yourself. Winning the genetic lottery is cool and all, but having all of those toys doesn’t make you a good person.
hopefully first marriage to Girl doesn’t produce children because
1) I’d hate for kids to have to deal with a divorce.
2) There are decent odds that any children raised by Girl will be insufferable.
I can’t wait for all of the behind her back smack talk that is going to go down amongst her friend group for making them pony up for a destination wedding.
There should be a companion piece to this series called “Group Text Without Girl” that shows all of the anger and frustration of her friends after each one of her BS decisions.
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I know a couple with a house that is about 15-20 years ahead of what they should have at this point in life (just starting out)… bought with a trust fund. The $50k pick-up and Camero in the garage are bought with daddy’s money. I really do pity them because they’ve been effectively robbed of the satisfaction and pride that comes with working hard for something and earning it yourself. Winning the genetic lottery is cool and all, but having all of those toys doesn’t make you a good person.
#FAKE NEWS
“I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor, and I’ll take rich every time.”
Jordan Belfort
Be careful about misplaced envy. You never know, but that couple with the new place could be up to their eyeballs in debt right now.
Todd is a little saltier than usual this week.
Talk about unrealistic expectations
stock photo… would
cover pic… would.
Girl would never volunteer at a church.
Someone needs to announce a pregnancy at the rehearsal dinner.
Na. George is the kind of father of the bride who just sits back, drinks scotch, and signs checks.
I’m 100% sure Timothee can out-diva Girl.
Girl is so white.
can confirm
Star Wars Kid.
Girl hasn’t had a budget in her whole life. Why should she start now?
whatever way he leaves Girl, I hope it is in the most painful, publicly embarrassing, inopportune, devastating way possible. Girl has earned that.
Naaa, they’re probably those pretentious lawyer types that use a first initial, then middle name. Like “J. Palmer Anderson” or “T. Wilson Fields”.
hopefully first marriage to Girl doesn’t produce children because
1) I’d hate for kids to have to deal with a divorce.
2) There are decent odds that any children raised by Girl will be insufferable.
I can’t wait for all of the behind her back smack talk that is going to go down amongst her friend group for making them pony up for a destination wedding.
There should be a companion piece to this series called “Group Text Without Girl” that shows all of the anger and frustration of her friends after each one of her BS decisions.
“make sure you print out those emails and file them in client correspondence in case something goes wrong.” My former boss
Infuriating.