Hearing friends’ salaries and knowing I picked the wrong major. PGP.

People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

My internet at home is better than my office’s internet. PGP.

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

If I’m leaving work at the same time as a coworker, I’ll dip into the bathroom so I don’t have to talk to them the whole way out. PGP.

What is this work/life balance I keep hearing about? PGP.

The daily “woke up too late to make breakfast” and “too tired after work to cook dinner” fast food runs. PGP.

Hoping my bank account balance is an April Fool’s joke. PGP