Secretly hoping the weather is shitty for all the spring breakers. PGP.

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

No plans are the best plans. PGP.

“I’d love to hear what you have to say, but I can’t get my head that far up my own ass.” PGP.

Sales support bitch by day, parents IT support bitch by night. PGP.

Heated political debates via Twitter before 7 a.m. PGP.

Beginning all online shopping sprees by clicking the ‘sort price: low to high’ option. PGP.

Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.