Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

Got cut off by a short bus on my way to work this morning. PGP.

My parents have more of a social life than I do. PGP.

I didn’t drink this weekend, by choice. PGP.

“Dress socks” with Nike swooshes on them on laundry day. PGP.

My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP.

Being that guy who brings store bought items to the monthly company potluck. PGP.

“I’d love to hear what you have to say, but I can’t get my head that far up my own ass.” PGP.