I think if you’re gonna pull something like this, then guests should be notified of this in advance. Otherwise, you’re getting a dog turd mailed back to you.
I’ve personally campaigned to have his cleats hung up. He was supposed to be that 9-12 point ringer for me. He’s only disgracing my team and the Colts.
I was expecting a post-reality star doling out some tips and traits for making it onto a reality show, but instead got a big ‘ol pile shit to sniff, and—dare I say it— to taste. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
It could’ve been worse. He could have asked you if you wanted to split a hooker with him and you could’ve erupted with enough flop sweat to fill a well as you wondered if he meant split the cost or split the girl.
What kind of giants jersey are we talking about here? An OB Jr. jersey is probably the sign of a bandwaggoner, whereas a seasoned Manning jersey definitely means she’s cool as fuck.
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The only acceptable president you can name your kid after is Teddy Fucking Roosevelt, who helped birth modern football.
I think if you’re gonna pull something like this, then guests should be notified of this in advance. Otherwise, you’re getting a dog turd mailed back to you.
Holy shit, they made a tremors 5!?!?
This feels like an article I would ghost write.
I’ve personally campaigned to have his cleats hung up. He was supposed to be that 9-12 point ringer for me. He’s only disgracing my team and the Colts.
Sounds like you need a new set of friends
Plank. Like everyday.
You could be a Colts fan and watch them blow it every post season.
I was expecting a post-reality star doling out some tips and traits for making it onto a reality show, but instead got a big ‘ol pile shit to sniff, and—dare I say it— to taste. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I suck at giffing
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#kanye2020
It could’ve been worse. He could have asked you if you wanted to split a hooker with him and you could’ve erupted with enough flop sweat to fill a well as you wondered if he meant split the cost or split the girl.
When your lady leaves you, or is that a different level of drunk?
What kind of giants jersey are we talking about here? An OB Jr. jersey is probably the sign of a bandwaggoner, whereas a seasoned Manning jersey definitely means she’s cool as fuck.
Way to go Brett Favre