Me: Deep breath, grabs regional business manager of the year award from your former boss’s desk, looks at him and says, “how far do you think I can shove this up your ass Tom, because no matter what you say, I’m going to go a little deeper than what you expect you two timing slack jawed son of a bitch.”
Boss: Dave I need you out of the office by the end of business hours.
Me: I realize I had still been sitting there the entire time, not standing over him with his award raised over me while screaming like a banshee. I stammer out an okay and leave his office, wondering what could have been.
I guess I’ll be they popular opinion. But to your first query, sexuality is fluid, whether y’all want to admit it or not, and if that girl has a good honest connection with someone that happens to also be sexual, then I say go for it. You only have answer for yourself in life and if someone gives you shit, then tell ’em to take two steps back and go fuck themselves.
Second query, I wouldn’t worry too much about banging someone for the sake of losing your v-card. If I could do it again, I would’ve saved myself for someone other than 6 batshit crazy women that didn’t improve my life in anyway, even though the sex was pretty fucking great.
Third query, never bang someone’s best friend. Period. That’s what my old man calls a character flaw and people will always look at you like the fuck you are.
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I’m gonna need the name of the website and the young lady in question in the film…for HR purposes
Me: Deep breath, grabs regional business manager of the year award from your former boss’s desk, looks at him and says, “how far do you think I can shove this up your ass Tom, because no matter what you say, I’m going to go a little deeper than what you expect you two timing slack jawed son of a bitch.”
Boss: Dave I need you out of the office by the end of business hours.
Me: I realize I had still been sitting there the entire time, not standing over him with his award raised over me while screaming like a banshee. I stammer out an okay and leave his office, wondering what could have been.
Safety Sam looks like Pervey Pete to me
Unpopular opinion…god damn fucking auto correct ruining life advice.
I guess I’ll be they popular opinion. But to your first query, sexuality is fluid, whether y’all want to admit it or not, and if that girl has a good honest connection with someone that happens to also be sexual, then I say go for it. You only have answer for yourself in life and if someone gives you shit, then tell ’em to take two steps back and go fuck themselves.
Second query, I wouldn’t worry too much about banging someone for the sake of losing your v-card. If I could do it again, I would’ve saved myself for someone other than 6 batshit crazy women that didn’t improve my life in anyway, even though the sex was pretty fucking great.
Third query, never bang someone’s best friend. Period. That’s what my old man calls a character flaw and people will always look at you like the fuck you are.
I’m pretty sure he stole that baby
Pretty sure this ended with all of them drinking from the punch bowl.
You can share a beer with a dog and not be despised for it.
You can’t lead a country sober
Nobody is coming in to work tomorrow because the celebration riots have destroyed all the businesses.
Tell that to 49ers fans
I don’t know, there’s a certain magic at the movies that you just can’t capture sitting on your ass at home. Also, fuck Temps.
God fucking dammit
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Todd you spineless sack of shit, GTFO!
It means you stuck the landing
Good for her
Actually never mind, Shane actually gave a fuck about the game. Plenty of other players on the Washington Sentinels to pick from.
Shane. Fucking. Falco.