Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

If I hear the phrase “Just another day in paradise,” I’m going to kill someone.

“Synergy.” PGP.

Co workers sending out 8 year old internet memes in emails. PGP.

Sometimes I’ll print something out on the printer on the other side of the floor just to walk around the office and look busy. PGP

Needing Mondays off because Sunday isn’t enough time to decompress from the weekend. PGP.