The “till Tuesday” hangover is a very real possibility after a particularly great brunch that turns into a day drinking extravaganza. Still worth it though. You miss 100% of the shots you never take…
If I leave my medicine cabinet just slightly ajar, it eliminates the need to lean harshly to one side to watch football while pooping. It took me about 6 months to figure out, but I’ve been the happiest man in America since.
Sweet Jesus yes. I’m at the point that anyone who has exactly 3 pictures is 100% a bot in my mind, even though that logic is entirely flawed and simply incorrect.
100% true. Only in Scottsdale can you be a 23 year old making $32k and drive a Range Rover and spend $2k on bottle service 3 nights a week. Lots of women out here encourage the behavior by sleeping with these dummies
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JoJo should be locked away forever for murdering that red dress. Was team Caila, but now…now I’m not so sure.
BOOM roasted
Lost in all of this, is the beauty that there is a congressman named Gene Green
That, my friend is the dreaded “18 year scaries”
Irresponsible quoting by me. Thank you for picking me up on this Monday.
The “till Tuesday” hangover is a very real possibility after a particularly great brunch that turns into a day drinking extravaganza. Still worth it though. You miss 100% of the shots you never take…
If I leave my medicine cabinet just slightly ajar, it eliminates the need to lean harshly to one side to watch football while pooping. It took me about 6 months to figure out, but I’ve been the happiest man in America since.
This is too real. Found out HR messed up the input on my W4 and was withholding “3” for me, a single male…
PGPM
I was actually feeling a bit of sympathy for her until I realized it was a stock photo. I need to be better.
“Wait downstairs, I’ll call you an Uber…”
Sweet Jesus yes. I’m at the point that anyone who has exactly 3 pictures is 100% a bot in my mind, even though that logic is entirely flawed and simply incorrect.
The fact that you said THE company concerns me…
Yeah, when I play with my nephew I only let him hit irons too. Better for developing their game. Keep up the good work kid!
Yeah wait, this sounds like the dream…..does your dad own the company?
Trust me….you aren’t, it sucks, but you do not bear that cross alone. Godspeed this summer
I’ve already got a “get up to speed boozing” plan for US World Cup 2022 when I’m 33, and have to figure this out with a kid
100% true. Only in Scottsdale can you be a 23 year old making $32k and drive a Range Rover and spend $2k on bottle service 3 nights a week. Lots of women out here encourage the behavior by sleeping with these dummies
Sorry to hear this…How many “I didn’t get the memo” assholes do you work with?
Wait, seconds? Are there wedding buffets that I don’t know about? Every wedding I have been to has had a dinner service, is that an east coast thing?