Considering quitting my job because I was too busy to read TGDAG this week. PGP.

I’ll never be the first to down vote, but I’ll certainly help pile on. PGP.

Some people have a work wife, I have a work mom. PGP.

Getting the Sunday Scaries even though you haven’t drank in weeks. PGP.

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

Why does Tinder still have a “feels like spam” option? It’s always fucking spam. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.