Bigger office, same paycheck. PGP.

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

When I start thinking that I won’t have an original idea, I just remind myself that Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about goddamn cheeseburgers and is now a multimillionaire.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now i’m in Omaha. PGP

Already thinking about how early you’ll go to bed tonight shortly after waking up.