I am a teacher and I have plenty of people who tell me how my life is soooo easy. My response: join us freeloaders. There isn’t a teacher shortage for nothing.
That being said…who wouldn’t be sad to come to the end of a two month vacation off? Said no one ever.
First time I watched that video 4 years ago I laughed so hard I had to reapply my eye makeup from crying so hard.
“You know the saying there’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza? Your (Chicago) pizza is like having sex with a corpse made of sandpaper.”
Anyone ever heard of Stew Leonards? In the Westchester area it’s another grocery store, but it’s basically the love child if Whole Foods, Wegmans, and/or Trader Joe’s had a threesome. Anyway, this store has a liquor shop attached to the store. This liquor shop had a wine AND liquor tasting. I’m going to go ahead and let you draw your own conclusions
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I am a teacher and I have plenty of people who tell me how my life is soooo easy. My response: join us freeloaders. There isn’t a teacher shortage for nothing.
That being said…who wouldn’t be sad to come to the end of a two month vacation off? Said no one ever.
How am I going to survive a staff party AND my housewarming party this weekend? It’s already Thursday and the scares are already looming…
Do tell
I just laughed aloud on the #downtown1train “hotter than Satan’s nutsack.”
14 teaching days to go. That is all.
I’m just put this classic here….betcha didn’t think of this. Works for friends, enemies, coworkers, bosses…
https://youtu.be/Odd8Zdhuj9o
I’m just going to go ahead and leave this classic. This works for friends, enemies, bosses, co-workers…m
https://youtu.be/Odd8Zdhuj9o
At the airport…booze because it’s cheaper than actual food
First time I watched that video 4 years ago I laughed so hard I had to reapply my eye makeup from crying so hard.
“You know the saying there’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza? Your (Chicago) pizza is like having sex with a corpse made of sandpaper.”
Oh, and I agree, NY/NJ pizza…no competition
Sushi and hot sake
Grilled cheese, fries, and martinis
Anyone ever heard of Stew Leonards? In the Westchester area it’s another grocery store, but it’s basically the love child if Whole Foods, Wegmans, and/or Trader Joe’s had a threesome. Anyway, this store has a liquor shop attached to the store. This liquor shop had a wine AND liquor tasting. I’m going to go ahead and let you draw your own conclusions
Wine and chocolate festival which ended at my mom’s house getting drunker and smoking weed with my little brother
Frozen Margarita pizza from Shoprite, 3 IPAs, and self loathing
Wine and Chocolate tasting yesterday. Just woke up from hangover nap.