“The chairperson has not yet arrived. Please continue to hold.”
Year-end bonus had taxes taken out of it. PGP.
“You are the first caller to the conference.” PGP.
E-mails with To: and Cc: lines bigger than the actual message. PGP.
Not enough data to share, but too poor to leave the family cell phone plan. PGP.
Sleeping in 15 minutes turned my 45 minute commute into 3 hours of staring at brake lights. PGP.
” ___ is unavailable to stream.” PGP.
Office building catered Panera for breakfast. PGPowerMove.
Too rich for income-restricted housing. Too poor for market value. PGP.