As a Cowboys fan I couldn’t be happier with the way the Texans season has ended up. It’s literally karma from you unruly bunch of fans being as big of assholes as the city itself. And if you guys put your trust in Dwight Howard the same will be the case for the Rockets. Dude is a disease.
…and we all know how bad the ‘Stros are, so I won’t stick my finger in that wound.
I’m not necessarily #TeamBacon (or #TeamRob, or, whatever). But this might not only be your finest work, Mr. Fox, it might be the greatest piece of literature to grace the columns of a Grandex page.
I would argue that guy that wore ironic white guy basketball jersey’s to bars in college, probably still wears them to bars after college. I respect it. Gotta feel young somehow.
Not really defending hacky-sack or hacky-sackers, but it does require a bit of skill to be decent at it. Essentially, it was derived from the act of juggling a soccer ball, which if you don’t play soccer is really fucking hard.
But frisbee just makes me think of disc golf. Don’t get me wrong, it can be a fun activity and a great summer-time drinking opportunity, but god I hate disc-golfers. They think it’s a real sport. Seriously. There are pro disc-golf circuits. It’s horrifying.
And I really hope your free-range pot brownie comment was sarcasm. Even if it was, it makes you sound like an idiot.
Maybe if you’d go to the Thundercloud literally down the street, you wouldn’t complain about the quality or timeliness of your sandwich. Classic tenderfoot mistake, Rob.
True story: The house in Blank Check w/ the slide and shit is in Tarrytown in Austin. My buddy (kid I kind of hated) in high used to live either in the same house or next door or some bullshit. But the house is legit in Tarrytown.
I always enjoyed soccer over baseball, both playing and spectactating, becuase of one simple reason:
Innings are the stupidest invention in the modern day sports world. Sure, soccer can be boring. I paid $50 for tickets on top of $10 beers to watch USA tie Canada 0-0. Needless to say, I was furious.
But 4 hours to watch a baseball game that ends in a score of 4-5? I would drink my self into a boredom induced coma before a walk-off homer in the 9th inning ever happened.
And in case you were wondering, soccer girls are MUCH more attractive than softball players/cleat chasers. It’s a fact.
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1) Torchys is better, duh.
2) Being a local, pretty funny observation about Lady Bird Lake. But it’s a river. We just call it a lake. I think.
3) Kind of upset there’s no mention of any BBQ and how it’s superior to the Midwest’s.
4) Seriously, just wait for SXSW.
5) You probably shoulda moved to Dallas. Or Houston. I hear San Antonio’s nice, too.
This is, literally, the only article I’ve enjoyed by you. So, like, keep it up I guess…
If you didn’t want people telling you your Mom is hotter than you, why did you post this picture to the internet?
As a Cowboys fan I couldn’t be happier with the way the Texans season has ended up. It’s literally karma from you unruly bunch of fans being as big of assholes as the city itself. And if you guys put your trust in Dwight Howard the same will be the case for the Rockets. Dude is a disease.
…and we all know how bad the ‘Stros are, so I won’t stick my finger in that wound.
I should download Instagram…
God dammit, Bolan…
This is pure gold, you Bobcat bastard.
I’m not necessarily #TeamBacon (or #TeamRob, or, whatever). But this might not only be your finest work, Mr. Fox, it might be the greatest piece of literature to grace the columns of a Grandex page.
Bravo, sir. Good on ya.
That Emma Watson picture made me hate my life in the best way possible.
I would argue that guy that wore ironic white guy basketball jersey’s to bars in college, probably still wears them to bars after college. I respect it. Gotta feel young somehow.
Not really defending hacky-sack or hacky-sackers, but it does require a bit of skill to be decent at it. Essentially, it was derived from the act of juggling a soccer ball, which if you don’t play soccer is really fucking hard.
But frisbee just makes me think of disc golf. Don’t get me wrong, it can be a fun activity and a great summer-time drinking opportunity, but god I hate disc-golfers. They think it’s a real sport. Seriously. There are pro disc-golf circuits. It’s horrifying.
And I really hope your free-range pot brownie comment was sarcasm. Even if it was, it makes you sound like an idiot.
“Oh, we’re a match! That means you wanna bone, right?”
“I mean, we have like 30 things in common. This girl is obviously my soul mate. Oh, shit 259 miles away.”
“Fuck you, Tinder.”
This wasn’t really a “rant.” I expected a god damn novel from caffeine and the V-Dog. What’s this, like, a thousand words?
This was a decent column.
The part about sending links of jobs and SnapChats to your other unemployed friends is spot on.
And that Charlie Kelly meme is the best thing on the internet. Charlie understands the struggle.
Randall’s?
Maybe if you’d go to the Thundercloud literally down the street, you wouldn’t complain about the quality or timeliness of your sandwich. Classic tenderfoot mistake, Rob.
Now, relating to the story…
Sounds legit.
True story: The house in Blank Check w/ the slide and shit is in Tarrytown in Austin. My buddy (kid I kind of hated) in high used to live either in the same house or next door or some bullshit. But the house is legit in Tarrytown.
Spectating* and because*. Damn auto correct. What’s technology for, anyways?
I always enjoyed soccer over baseball, both playing and spectactating, becuase of one simple reason:
Innings are the stupidest invention in the modern day sports world. Sure, soccer can be boring. I paid $50 for tickets on top of $10 beers to watch USA tie Canada 0-0. Needless to say, I was furious.
But 4 hours to watch a baseball game that ends in a score of 4-5? I would drink my self into a boredom induced coma before a walk-off homer in the 9th inning ever happened.
And in case you were wondering, soccer girls are MUCH more attractive than softball players/cleat chasers. It’s a fact.
“My pep-pep and great pep-pep won two World Wars so we wouldn’t have to embarrass ourselves in such a manner.”
My favorite. Good ‘ol Pep-Pep.
Lots of typos. BS in Journalism? Or just a “hobby?” Not your fault, blame the editor.
Good job, good effort.