Old job commute: 17 miles. New job commute: 3.8 miles. PGPM.

Ending your run at the liquor store, buying a bottle, and walking the last five blocks home. PGP.

Getting a new shower head will absolutely be highlight of my week. PGP.

Getting weird looks for wearing a suit to an unknowingly super casual startup interview. PGP.

Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me “Old Man.” I’m one month older than her. PGP.

Pulled something in my shoulder after having a sneezing attack this morning. PGP.