Barber guy – I take that relationship seriously, so I pay for two haircuts at my last visit of the year. I figure, if she’s taking the week off to spend with the family, she’s losing a week of revenue. To Dillon’s point, most people probably don’t do this, so I’ve been fortunate to have other people bumped so I can reschedule. Your barber is one of the most important professional relationships you have – don’t eff it up
Girl who got locked out – buy your parent’s one of those keypad door locks for the front door and program it with your birthday – BOOM never locked out again. Also recommend doing this on your own house for when you inevitably lose your phone/keys/wallet combo and it’s freezing outside.
Working for a company that encourages partial work from home for all employees, I look forward to sweatpants days at home, while still having a few days a week to connect with people, grab lunch, etc. Great balance between getting human interaction and getting a break between all the awful human interaction.
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Barber guy – I take that relationship seriously, so I pay for two haircuts at my last visit of the year. I figure, if she’s taking the week off to spend with the family, she’s losing a week of revenue. To Dillon’s point, most people probably don’t do this, so I’ve been fortunate to have other people bumped so I can reschedule. Your barber is one of the most important professional relationships you have – don’t eff it up
Nothing about Girl is “grown-ass regular adult”
Chronicles of Todd: You Expected Me to Propose?
Girl who got locked out – buy your parent’s one of those keypad door locks for the front door and program it with your birthday – BOOM never locked out again. Also recommend doing this on your own house for when you inevitably lose your phone/keys/wallet combo and it’s freezing outside.
Seems like there was a missed opportunity to link all of these items
Working for a company that encourages partial work from home for all employees, I look forward to sweatpants days at home, while still having a few days a week to connect with people, grab lunch, etc. Great balance between getting human interaction and getting a break between all the awful human interaction.
Or all the PGP Writers have synced up their cycles and are having one massive collective crisis.
Did people just assume you were a basic white girl?
This is the best kind of Friday article. Keep ’em coming
“We both know why I’m leaving the room. And we both know what we’re gonna do while I’m gone. And we both know we will never speak of it.”
You need to learn how to drink beer?
Blue whale
I’ve found that if you use “swampy” enough instead, people will actually request you to use “moist”
Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a Patio Pounder is?
Shooting off fireworks at the sleeping dog fest is probably the most insensitive thing I’ve ever heard.
Points for the Hackers reference. Talk about L33T
You mean Bob Barker?
That’s how I describe every comptroller.
Take it out to the penny, you multi-hundredaire.
“goes back and forth between sleeping in motels or in his girlfriend’s car. ”
Where is his girlfriend sleeping? Is she homeless too?