Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on This Weekend In Fun Tinder and bumble are actually working so I’m tryna capitalize… as I, Michael Scott once said “it’s not the horniness, it’s the loneliness” 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on The Touching Base Open Thread: January 19 *Mamís 17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on What's For Dinner? MOMMA RUFF IS A SAINT 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on What's For Dinner? Give us a damn sidewalk slam 28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on Some Questions I Have Before My Bumble Date Tonight Anti-sup? 119 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on I’m Done With Trying Not To Fail Great stuff. Just started my new job and this was exactly what I needed. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on What's For Dinner? Give us this day our daily roast 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on What's For Dinner? Loneliness and wine 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on Must Be Nice Being Will deFries The icon of our generation. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on My coworker got a $200 Amazon gift card for Secret Santa. I got a Justin Bieber bath towel. PGP. Hey man I love you this much worth 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on Please Don't Introduce That Acquaintance To Our Entire Fucking Table “Hey Dave this is the group, group this is Dave.” *Send on the way* 21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on All The Thoughts You Have While Left Alone At A Guy’s Place For The First Time How’s she supposed to lock the door? 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on Touching Base, Episode 59: Off The Dome Is Wool deFries wearing Wool socks sock-ception or sock cannibalism 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on Here We Have One Of The Most Privileged And Unbearable New York Times Wedding Announcements To Date “He’s my person” *puts gun in mouth because this isn’t a world I want to live in* 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on I Will Not Stand For This Takedown Of Yoga Pants Welcome to the network. DCO baby 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on Buying Beer Used To Be About Me Sam Adams *insert seasonal beer here* is the best cheap but good taste beer to bring to anything like this 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on How An Injured Ankle Turned Into A Metaphor For 2016 Expected this to be a Dave “All of us in 2016” article 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on The Best And Worst Master's Degrees For 2016 Are Here If You're Looking To Drop Loads Of Cash Stole the words right out of my mouth. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on A Dialogue Between My Mother And I About Coming Home For The Holidays This just touched my soul and drove me insane simultaneously 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Agent_MichaelScarn 8 years ago on I Got My First Real World Ass Chewing *sandwich grind with 2 married women 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Tinder and bumble are actually working so I’m tryna capitalize… as I, Michael Scott once said “it’s not the horniness, it’s the loneliness”
*Mamís
MOMMA RUFF IS A SAINT
Give us a damn sidewalk slam
Anti-sup?
Great stuff. Just started my new job and this was exactly what I needed.
Give us this day our daily roast
Loneliness and wine
The icon of our generation.
Hey man I love you this much worth
“Hey Dave this is the group, group this is Dave.” *Send on the way*
How’s she supposed to lock the door?
Is Wool deFries wearing Wool socks sock-ception or sock cannibalism
“He’s my person” *puts gun in mouth because this isn’t a world I want to live in*
Welcome to the network. DCO baby
Sam Adams *insert seasonal beer here* is the best cheap but good taste beer to bring to anything like this
Expected this to be a Dave “All of us in 2016” article
Stole the words right out of my mouth.
This just touched my soul and drove me insane simultaneously
*sandwich grind with 2 married women