adam11891

Dallas, TX

Member Since 07/12/2018

  • adam11891 6 years ago on Mailbag: A Girlfriend's Sketchy STI Test, Your Friend Right-Swiping On Your Girl, And Is It Okay To Rock The Swoop Hairstyle?

    #1 – Drop his ass right now. This is one of those bright and shiny red flags you need listen to. There are plenty of other self-respecting men out there that would never think twice of touching a lady, go get you one of them.
    #2 – Your friend “Josh” is not actually your friend. But if anything comes happens between them then you know they are both losers and you are better off without them.
    #3 – Buzz your hair and grow a goatee.
    #4 – Seems like your girlfriend is just taking solid medical advice from her doctor. Would not worry about that.
    #5 – Drink whatever you want at a bar, if people judge you for it they are wasting their own energy. That being said, a good dirty vodka martini or whiskey with a little water is solid.

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  • adam11891 6 years ago on Everything Going Through My Head A Week Before My Wedding

    Something is definitely going to go wrong, but it will be completely okay. For example, the Church opened up an hour later than scheduled day of, leaving myself and my six groomsmen outside for an hour (we were first to be there and we were dropped off by a shuttle so we couldn’t hop in a car and go back to the hotel). This was last August in Texas, 100 degrees. By the time the pastor got there to open up the groomsmen and I had stripped down to our boxers and dress shoes trying to stay cool. Pastor nearly fainted seeing seven half naked guys outside the Church. Good times had by all.

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