Just heard five people softy golf clap from their cubes. PGPM.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

I just googled “can you overdose on pepto bismol”. Turns out, yes. Yes, you can.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.