The wife and I went on a champagne kick this summer and I agree with everything you said other than it being inexpensive. It’s definitely one of the more expensive ways to get drunk, even if you stick to <$20 bottles, since you only get a few glasses out of each.
Our fantasy punishment this past year was a round-trip greyhound bus ride from Philly to Indy and back (about 40 hours) and that was about as harsh as I can imagine getting…a piss soaked jacket, in public, is absolutely psychotic.
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I’m not gonna touch this one
I don’t know if it’s intentional or not, but I really enjoy that Dave uses punctuation, but doesn’t capitalize to start his sentences.
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The wife and I went on a champagne kick this summer and I agree with everything you said other than it being inexpensive. It’s definitely one of the more expensive ways to get drunk, even if you stick to <$20 bottles, since you only get a few glasses out of each.
Nah, it’s always the move
Married, but I appreciate the “sup”
Sex guy, just go down on her until your jaw cramps up and then she won’t give a damn about much else. Congrats on the future sex.
I can honestly say that I have never been this excited for anything in my entire life.
That is psychotic
If you’re really that concerned that you’ll get a bad batch just buy a $30 drug test kit online.
Welcome to Philly, go birds
And then try it again, just to be sure
And if you don’t, then just secure the bag for yourself and have a grand ole time
Can’t be sure, but I feel like his beard has something to do with it.
JD is quickly becoming Johnny “Good Take” Duda and it’s quite the glow up
Great take. Is one adhering to the “just one” rule even if the glass fits half the bottle? Asking for myself.
I’m right there with you. Updated my resume at work last week without a second thought.
She’s just going to use Todd’s instagram to stalk everyone though…
Our fantasy punishment this past year was a round-trip greyhound bus ride from Philly to Indy and back (about 40 hours) and that was about as harsh as I can imagine getting…a piss soaked jacket, in public, is absolutely psychotic.