Pregaming a dinner party. PGP

Inescapable urinal small talk. PGP.

Office hosted a “Sunday Funday” yesterday. Got three “Where are you?” emails before 7 a.m. PGP.

1: “The Summer Interns already leave?” 2: “Yep.” 1: “So winter is truly coming.” PGP.

“Come see me when you get in this morning.” PGP.

“We’re just not seeing the productivity we’d like.” PGP.

Never being able to find the secret bathroom everyone talks about. PGP.