Tinder girl (4 years younger than me) the other week used v instead of very. Took me a hot minute to figure out what in the world she was trying to say. yikes.
Had my first prostate exam this past week for a physical. It is just about as bad a you’d think. Worst part was the cute nurse I had been flirting with was still in the room during the incident and heard the pathetic wince that I squeaked out. I could still hear her trying to cough to cover up her laughter as I pulled up my pants. Not a banner day for my dignity.
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That sequence of sending out a feeler text while you’re feeling great during a workout followed by the immediate panic/second guessing is too real
Lifted a pair of sweat-shorts from my old man a few years back. they’re hands down the most comfortable thing I own
That’s quite the rabbit hole you went down, but I support it
Tinder girl (4 years younger than me) the other week used v instead of very. Took me a hot minute to figure out what in the world she was trying to say. yikes.
Had my first prostate exam this past week for a physical. It is just about as bad a you’d think. Worst part was the cute nurse I had been flirting with was still in the room during the incident and heard the pathetic wince that I squeaked out. I could still hear her trying to cough to cover up her laughter as I pulled up my pants. Not a banner day for my dignity.
Grew up in Nashville and now live in SE Alabammer. What have I done to deserve this?