Our office manager (small office of about 12 people) order staplers off amazon the other day. We now have 30 staplers and about 25,000,000 staples ready to go
A wise man once told me to never go cheap on a mattress or bedding. After moving in with the fiancé (and her cheap mattress) my back now understands why he said that. Time to see how much work I can get done on pain pills that may or may not have come out of a bottle with my mom’s name on it rather than mine. Have a blessed Tuesday closers.
It went well. I apologized for the disaster I made when we first arrived then resorted to the lobby bathrooms. Her appreciation made the elevator ride worth it.
Well DCO Nation. Between old hook ups catching flame again, (almost) arrest in the hotel lobby, a bridesmaid falling, and enough booze to flood North America…my friend and his now wife made it to “I do” and we all survived. God bless America. Have a great Monday y’all.
Joe Rogan said it best. “Our generation has seen old footage of people fighting wars. The next generation will see videos of social experiments and women protesting by letting their period blood run down their legs”
Dallas is the worst city in Texas. Unless you’re into stuck up Instagram models and guys that think hashtagging their post of their new Jos A Banks shirt with #elite is cool.
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Our office manager (small office of about 12 people) order staplers off amazon the other day. We now have 30 staplers and about 25,000,000 staples ready to go
That’s the plan. Might go fancy and get one of those spring/memory foam hybrids for the new place
A wise man once told me to never go cheap on a mattress or bedding. After moving in with the fiancé (and her cheap mattress) my back now understands why he said that. Time to see how much work I can get done on pain pills that may or may not have come out of a bottle with my mom’s name on it rather than mine. Have a blessed Tuesday closers.
Hangout is 1,000x better than steamboat whatever music show crap you could go to
Don’t back down.
19thholeguy@gmail.com. If you need, I can help with any details arguments for your buddies. Just went this year so (some) memories are still fresh.
Hangout Fest VIP tickets. The most underrated music festival in the world.
It’s hard to edit properly when your days are spent playing video games and crushing chilis presidente margs. God bless PGP.
Agreed. The only difference between the bar and him opening that bottle at home is he had to wait longer.
If there is a better combo than golf-brunch-nap it probably has something to do with Waylon Jennings-whiskey-Jesus but that’s yet to be discovered
I went out on a Saturday and now I (still) want to die. PGP.
Yikes
It went well. I apologized for the disaster I made when we first arrived then resorted to the lobby bathrooms. Her appreciation made the elevator ride worth it.
Well DCO Nation. Between old hook ups catching flame again, (almost) arrest in the hotel lobby, a bridesmaid falling, and enough booze to flood North America…my friend and his now wife made it to “I do” and we all survived. God bless America. Have a great Monday y’all.
Just got in town for the wedding. Currently sitting on the toilet while the fiancé yells at me about us having to share the bathroom.
Tonight we get to rehearse then eat and drink in celebration of said rehearsal.
Tomorrow we are getting my friend married to a girl out of his league then we get to drink and eat in celebration of said marriage.
Sunday I’m just going to hope I’m alive and make it back to Houston. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
I’ve been here my entire life and never heard such a perfect description of Houston. *thumbs up emoji*
Joe Rogan said it best. “Our generation has seen old footage of people fighting wars. The next generation will see videos of social experiments and women protesting by letting their period blood run down their legs”
Times are changing y’all, times are changing
Dallas is the worst city in Texas. Unless you’re into stuck up Instagram models and guys that think hashtagging their post of their new Jos A Banks shirt with #elite is cool.
Closers eat their own dessert
He does. We tried to talk to him the other day. I even gave him advice from my own comment blunders.
Snoop Dogg (Lion?) once had a video where he explained how putting a little whiskey on the tip of a baby’s bottle helps put he/she to sleep faster.