I recently got a ‘gram request from a super hottie from college. Thought to myself “they sure do come out of the woodwork once you get a ring on your finger” HA. she’s recently fallen on hard times and was trying to get me to post something about some club she promotes for now.
Man these are rough. I have to take several breaks to make it through. I hope that message he fired off ends in public shame on social media and a good ass beating
Scoring points on the CC and sending Venmo request later is all fun and games until you have trash friends that don’t pay right away and you’re stuck with the statement at the end of the month. Surprised such a bitch boy like Todd would go with such a high risk plan.
Now that we’re married and she can’t just leave me for being “an idiotic piece of shit” I’m boycotting Valentine’s Day this year. Trash holiday. It forces people to spend way too much money for a day/night OR it makes single people feel extra shitty for a day/night. Let’s band together and put a stop to this trash day once and for all!
After a quick search on my Amazon Prime app (humble brag), it seems to show quite a long list of hair curlers in the $20-30 price range. Take your reverse sexism elsewhere ladies, #timesup
You’re doing it big, Big D. Beard is on point. Also, Titleist makes a hand warmer like Nike does for football. It makes you look serious, earns respect in the clubhouse, and keeps those digits nice and toasty between shots
Pizza sounds good and I’m sorry to hear about your mom but you do know you don’t actually watch the puppy bowl? Just a few minutes of it to keep the wife happy…
That’s what worries me. I think the folks we assume are trolls are just trash people. Luckily it seems they leave after us standing together against them #timesup
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I recently got a ‘gram request from a super hottie from college. Thought to myself “they sure do come out of the woodwork once you get a ring on your finger” HA. she’s recently fallen on hard times and was trying to get me to post something about some club she promotes for now.
This is basically like interviewing Joe Rogan, Dave. That’s huge.
So the movie version of your style choices?
Man these are rough. I have to take several breaks to make it through. I hope that message he fired off ends in public shame on social media and a good ass beating
Scoring points on the CC and sending Venmo request later is all fun and games until you have trash friends that don’t pay right away and you’re stuck with the statement at the end of the month. Surprised such a bitch boy like Todd would go with such a high risk plan.
I mean I’ve been “are you trying to pee on my leg?” drunk and didn’t think poop would be tasty
Still can’t comprehend what part about your city winning a super bowl makes you think “I’m gonna eat some horse shit”
Now that we’re married and she can’t just leave me for being “an idiotic piece of shit” I’m boycotting Valentine’s Day this year. Trash holiday. It forces people to spend way too much money for a day/night OR it makes single people feel extra shitty for a day/night. Let’s band together and put a stop to this trash day once and for all!
Going more pool/golf vibe so that’s great info. And you can’t top a Beaumont hooters stop to end a bachelor party
Sorry, I normally enjoy these, but I can’t get over a Moscow Mule with fajitas?! Is that a terrible food/drink combo or am I crazy?
Whoa. This take makes Duda seem like a sane person
Has anyone ever done a bachelor party at one of the casino resorts in Louisiana? If so, which one and what did you think about it?
After a quick search on my Amazon Prime app (humble brag), it seems to show quite a long list of hair curlers in the $20-30 price range. Take your reverse sexism elsewhere ladies, #timesup
Zero friends: pretend the people that “nice work” your PGP comments are your friends then cry yourself to sleep every night
Also, just FYI Team Grandex, there are now paragraphs on the app. Just one big chunk of words.
You’re doing it big, Big D. Beard is on point. Also, Titleist makes a hand warmer like Nike does for football. It makes you look serious, earns respect in the clubhouse, and keeps those digits nice and toasty between shots
Wrong. The best show on television is The Resident, which can be seen on FOX Monday nights at 8:00 (central time)
Easy question. With a stern “do not throw up in this car”
Pizza sounds good and I’m sorry to hear about your mom but you do know you don’t actually watch the puppy bowl? Just a few minutes of it to keep the wife happy…
“Haircut of a 40 year old Ryan Cabrera” is probably the most accurate thing ever published on this site.
That’s what worries me. I think the folks we assume are trolls are just trash people. Luckily it seems they leave after us standing together against them #timesup